701-800

Part Eight

701. What is your favorite mixed drink?

Archers and Orange Juice

702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?

Yes

703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?

Linguini with Clam Sauce

704. If you were alone in your friend's house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?

No of course not!! (ok maybe I would but obviously secretly)

705. What would you really like to do but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught?

I don't know really.

706. Of the following, which word best describes you:responsible:spontaneous:tactful:uninhbited:

spontaneous

707. Which band would you most likely check out?
The Smiths (indi-pop 80's-90's)The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90's)Front 242 (80's-90's industrial/dance)

The Smiths

708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?

You'll have to ask me next week

709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?

Remote central locking

710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?

Something that isn't poetry

711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?

Tesco but only because it's the closest so quickest to get to at 2am when I get the need for a midnight feast!

712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?

Totally! Like now in fact when I'm meant to be working!

713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you Should be reading?

Yep!

714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?

I've not had the chance to compare but let's just say this one!

715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for 'what is black and white and red all over'?

A zebra in a food liquidizer?

716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?

Because it's a cop car and you ALWAYS slow down when you see one.

717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?

it's called paranoia

718. It's daddy's birthday. What do you get him?

Book tokens.

719. What's your 5,000 question survey nickname?Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first nameA anything butB bubaliciousC captivatingD deadlyE eroticF funkyG greasyH heaps ofI indieJ jellyK kineticL lasherM Mr. (or Mrs.)N neglectedO ogre-likeP paradingQ quackingR RicoS stinkyT the one and onlyU uberV VelcroW wishing forX x-traY yearning forZ zoobalee
Now take the first letter of your last name.A aardvarksB babooC creme pieD drag queenE eggbertF flexG godH hellI IsabelleJ juiceK kissesL lightningM mannish boysN niceO octopiP porcupinesQ q-bertR rainbowsS suaveT tushyU underwearV valorW weenieX xtcY yohimbeZ zipper
Put the two words together for your nickname.

Mrs Lasher God

720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it's all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you're holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it's done you're on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?What does that feeling come from?

No idea whatsoever!

721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?

I think my classes at school probably drove all of the teachers to doing it!

722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?

Alice in Wonderland although Alice Gould is even better!

723. Write a question and answer it here.

Do I want to go home from work right now? Yes

724. Who is your favorite playwright?

Joe Orton

725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in?

2012

726. What would the worst movie ever be about?

space

727. Do you like truffles?

Yes

Do you like Turkish delight?

No

728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?

Normally but then if I haven't been able to tell the difference then I'm not going to be any the wiser.

729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?

pants

730. For question 720 did you write down sex?You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.

No I put that I had no idea!

731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid?

Plaid

732. What would you consider ordinary?

Tea and biscuits

733. What is out of the ordinary?

Cholocatey Foxes Bisquits

734. Do you ever watch COPS?

no

735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o?

definitely

736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it?

a stand up comedy!!!

737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?

something to do with aerodynamics i think

738. When do you act the most dramatic?

Used to be when I was trying to get my brothers in trouble by saying they'd hit me or something! Now it would be when my housemate does something i don't like!

739. Are you one of those people who have, "see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards?

No

740. It's mom’s birthday. What do you get her?

book tokens!

741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering 'where are they now'?

I can't remember because it was so long ago they disappeared

742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?

I'd be a bit pissed off but I'd just go and find a hunkier guy to go and see it with instead.

743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?

100?

744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean?

No but...

745. If you haven't would you want to?

It is on my list of 30 things to do before I'm 30!

746. If you ever did what would you write?

A children's story

747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?

the big ugly baddies

748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?

People who walk down the street in front of you and then just stop dead

749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV?

I've got a feeling the Yule log is some american thing I've not heard of rather than an actual yule log of the chocolate swiss roll variety but as I only know the chocolate swiss roll variety of actual yule logs I'm going to say a video of fish in a tank!

750. Is it better to be loved or feared?

loved

751. What causes you to panic?

Ferocious lions chasing me down the street.

752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?

Yes

753. When Jesus saves souls...does he trade them in for valuable prizes?

Ooo I never thought of that, I hope so!

754. What resolutions would you make if it were new years?

I've already made a resolution to never make any more resolutions.

755. Why wait?

Cos a pint of guinness might come to me if I wait...(as in good things come to those that wait)

756. Do you feel like time is on your side or working against you?

Pretty much on my side.

757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?

Eat a bit of chocolate and if I've got money lots more choclate and if i've got more money go shopping.

758. How much Tolkien have you read?

The hobbit and the lord of the rings trilogy

759. These are the songs on the radio. Which are you most likely to listen to:Time Bomb by Rancid, Dead Man's party by Oingo Boingo, The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-ha, 50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon, Run by collective Soul

The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-Ha

760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person?

Yes

761. Do you believe he was the son of god?

Yes

762. How do you feel about organized religion?

Pretty disillusioned

763. What sentence have you heard lately, that would sound pretty odd out of context?

"could I do it with you."

763. If you had to choose one image to be a symbol of our times, what would you pick?

A Mobile Phone

764. Name a group of people:

Firemen

765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5 fire engine's worth (I was out shopping the other day and a christmas light bulb in the shopping mall exploded and not only did it cause them to call the fire brigade 5 engines turned up!)

766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets?

I love it! It's a great film!

767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal?

not seen it.

768. Metallica or Guns N' Roses?

Neither although if i had to pick probably guns n roses.

769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac?

No but I did find out the other day that I was born in the year of the Rooster and so was Stephen Fry.

770. Do you like reggae music?

It's kinda cool

771. What makes your life worth it every day?

My bed at the end of the day

772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?

Does it look like or sound like i do?!

773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn?

every 5 to 7 minutes

774. Who decides what behavior is 'crazy' or 'sane'?

Me, I do!

775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers?

why you asking me that?!

776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year you were born?

I think it was the year charles and diana married (in fact they married a month before i was born.)

777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes?

When I look up and see a night sky full of sparking stars

778. Are you self-sufficient?

Pretty much

779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?

wanted

780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at?

17

781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different?

Not really

782. Are you a hard person to get to know?

Nah, you only have to spend 20 minutes with me and I would've told you my entire life story!

783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger?

I threw my brother's cheese sandwich across the room and I have never ever seen cheese go so far! It felt very satisfying!

784. What's the MOST annoying sound you can think of?

Someone eating a bag of crisps next to you when you're not.

785. What's the silliest vegetable you can think of?

a marrow

786. Do you believe in love at first sight?

it can happen

787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”:

Chocolate cake

788. What do you see when you turn out the light?

white blobs

789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music?

Yes i like them all. Swing music would be my favourite out of those.

790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?

gold if it's white gold if not silver

791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you?

Well, as beautiful and as intelligent as me would be wonderful!

792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you?

Bit less mental

793. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen?

The Omen scared the bejesus out of me. I spent the whole of the next month after seeing it not daring to look at my shadow or reflection in case I saw a spike impaling me!

794. What was the funniest movie you've ever seen?

Hot Fuzz (souped up midsomer murders in my eyes!)

795. What was the worst movie you've ever seen?

Seen a few of those but the most recent and most memorable for it's awfulness was Knowing which was this year with Nicholas Cage in it. It was dreadful. It ended up like something from a Jehovah's Witness magazine with cute kids running through long grass while carrying cute bunny rabbits. If you haven't seen it don't bother.

796. Are you a good massage-giver?

No

797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer 'yes' to?

Are you dead?

798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive?

I'm sure of it. Well ok I hope there is


799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein?

Yes

800. Are you often sarcastic?

Me? Sarcastic? Never!