1101. Continued…Let's see if I'm psychic.
You wrote three yes or no questions. Now I will answer them.
1 yes
2 no
3 no
Did I get any right?
Possibly but they were questions about you so I don't know!
1102. You wrote one question that can be answered with a color (example: what color is my car). I say....
White.
Is it true?
No
1103. You thought of a number between 1 and 100 and typed it down.
Was it 14?
No
1104. You wrote one more question, anything you wanted.
The answer is yes, 42, orange, Matt, Josh, Kim, Nicole, whatever or your mom. Does that answer your question?
No
1105. Do you think that Britney Spears would make a good Bond Girl?
No
1106. Have you read anything by C.S. Lewis?
Yes the Narnia books
1107. What is your favorite movie with Bill Murray?
I don't know.
1108. What is your favorite movie with Jack Nicholson?
I don't know
1109. What is your favorite movie with Christopher Walkin?
I don't know
1110. What is your favorite movie with Johnny Depp?
Ooooo so many! Pirates of the Caribbean or Chocolate
1111. What is your favorite movie with Orlando Bloom?
Lord of the Rings
1112. What rhymes with 'orange'?
Nothing does
1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby?
Because nipples are formed before the gender is decided
1114. Some people think that couples should be screened before they are allowed to reproduce (so that people who cannot afford to support a child don’t have one, or so that a child won’t be born into a dysfunction family or to unfit parents). What do you think about this?
I think it should be law. There are a lot of people on this earth who shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. Sterilisation from birth is my answer!
1115. Have you ever swallowed an object by accident?
No
1116. Did you get it back?
n/a (apart from now I've got a good story. My brother swallowed the ball bearing from our subutteo type test match cricket game we had and he had to go to the toilet in a bucket so my dad could look through his crap until he found it so they knew it had come out!)
1117. Do you prefer He-Man or She-Ra?
He-Man
1118. Are you proud of yourself?
Yeah!
1119. Who should go to hell?
That sick austrian man who looked his teenage daughter in his cellar and then kept her there for 18 years fathering chidren with her.
1120. Is your eyesight 20/20?
No I wear glasses
1121. Have you ever had insomnia?
Yes its horrible
1122. Does it bother you when people touch you?
No
1123. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep?
Too much
1124. Have you ever given away something you made? What?
Yes. I've crossed stitched a few things and given them as presesnts. My my eldest niece was born I sticked a nappy bag I've also made her a Mr Man Alphabet Cross Stich wall hanging
1125. Is it better to have kids when you are in your teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, or older?
20s or 30s if ever.
1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping?
Going on rollercoasters!
1127. Is hell all fire and brimstone or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?
As a serious answer I believe that hell is an existence totally separated from God. I can't imagine what it would be like though.
Or does it not exist?
1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person?
I think only when talking to my 2 yr old niece Maisie
1129. What's your favorite radio station? What kind of music do they play?
Radio 1 - they play pop and chart music
1130. What did you think of these movies:
Election? I don't know it
Gone With the Wind? Not seen it
Fight Club? Liked it
Spider Man? Enjoyed it
The Virgin Suicides? Not seen it
Resident Evil? Not seen it
Signs? A bit pants
Muppets from Space? Cool
Pearl Harbor? Not seen it
Halloween Resurrection? Not seen it
The Dark Crystal? Not seen it
1131. Is everyone special?
Of course in their own way
1132. Are your toes:
Painted (what color)? Pink
Manicured? No
Sparkly? Yes
Soft? Yes
Wearing a toe ring? No
Do you have hobbit-feet? No. But on the subject of feet I have the best ones in the world!
1133. Do you believe there is anyplace still undiscovered in all the world?
Some deep oceans
1134. Whose picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at?
Alan Carr (I cant stand him. he winds me up no end. Everytime i see him on tv i want to thump him in those big goofy teeth!)
1135. Is love all you need?
No
1136. Ever caught a fish?
No
1137. Are you adventurous?
Id like to be but see the next question...
1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity?
No
1139. Would you rather die tomorrow or have all your friends die?
Die tomorrow. I'm not afraid of dying.
1140. What are 3 things you don't understand?
1 Stocks and Shares
2 Rugby
3 Curries
1141. I would do anything for love but I won't do 'that'. What is 'that'?
Give up my last bit of chocolate
1142. Has your diary ever been rated?
No
1143. Do you do more than kiss on the first date?
Well i do tend to do other things than just kiss yes whether that's just go to the pictures or go for a meal... Ok then I know you're not asking that. Probably not.
1144. Are you very liberal or conservative?
Neither really. Down the middle probably
1145. What do you like about your neighbors?
They're quiet - I live in a downstairs flat so it's handy them being quiet!
1146. I read that by 2010 they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase the life spans of adult human beings by double or triple. If this happened would you have it done?
Well it's 2010 now and i can tell you that they haven't done that! I wouldn't have it done no.
1147. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
Yes
1148. Was this year a good year for you?
As it's January i'm going to answer this for last year. It was a good year in that I came out at the end of it in a good place. I went through quite a lot of crap to get there but I've also done some cool stuff.
1149. What are you looking forward to next year?
Again as it's January I'm going to answer for this year. I'm looking forward to doing some more things from my 30/30 challenge.
1150. Are you a Jim Henson fan?
Not a huge fan but I think the muppets are quite cool
1151. What do you think of these diarist names?
ToxicToast:
Solitary Music:
gemini_wish_star:
juneberry:
They're all fine
1152. Do you read the Diary Master’s diary?
No
1153. Have you ever made an enemy on OD?
No
1154. Have you ever (or do you know anyone who’s) been deleted from OD?
No
1155. Were you ever in the first row of a concert?
No
1156. Did you ever meet a celebrity? Who?
I met Alan Davies last year.
1157. Do you have any autographs?
Yep, I've got Nigel Worthington's, Alan Davies and a few more author ones!
1158. Can you visualize whirled peas?
Urm no.
1159. Are there some situations where love just isn't enough to keep 2 people together? When does that happen?
1160. Do you have no attention span?
It depends on what. I have attention span to read and read and read but listening I have none at all!
1161. What do you think of these entry titles?
me. back. home:
steak and butter:
The Smurfs Go Communist:
The controversial Athens:
yep all sound intriguing
1162. Have you ever been wrongly accused?
1163. When you wash your hair do you blow dry it or let it dry naturally?
Dry naturally. Can't be bothered to blow dry it.
1164. Where does your family go on vacation?
When I was a kid we would go on holiday to lots of places but all within the UK
1165. Have you ever been to:
Newport, Rhode Island?
Dutch Wonderland?
Salem, MA?
Niagara Falls?
Haven't been to any of those places
1166. Have you ever given money to OD cares?
No
1167. Have you ever created an OD interest?
No
If yes, what interests did you create?
1168. What do you think of these entry names?
DEAR SOUL FRIEND 57 Loss:
I had a good title but i forgot it:
Left Alone:
yeah yeah...he kissed her:
All fine
1169. If you have aol what is your 'you've got mail' sound?
Don't have it
1170. What will you never have enough of?
Chocolate
1171. Who can you only handle in small doses?
Most of my colleagues. Well no just two in particular!
1172. You are at a magic auction where you can bid on impossible things but you only brought enough money to buy one thing. Out of these..which would you buy?
entrance into whatever afterlife you believe in
a guarentee that you will have at least 3 books published in your life
a new car, house and boat each year
unending creative inspiration
ultimate compassion and acceptance of others
a trip into outer space
perfect health for the rest of your life
Unending Creative Inspiration
1173. In the above question if finding perfect love was a choice would you change your answer?
No I'd keep with my original answer
1174. What food is so fattening or unhealthy that you would NEVER touch it?
I'm not sure that there could be anything so fattening and unhealty to put me off. In fact the opposite. I'm put off if it's not fattening or unhealthy!
1175. Which do you love more, your country or your planet?
My Planet. Without that there would not be my country
1176. What do you think of:
Abba? Can't stand.
Brian Adams? Bit cheesey
No Doubt? Yeah they're pretty cool
1177. Are you more logical or emotional?
More logical
1178. Do you think that tattoos and piercing are overrated?
Sometimes but I like them as long as it's just the odd one.
1179. What do you think of these diary titles?
The Seamless Garment:
Your eyes can be so cruel:
What was, is no more:
shock me sane:
Yeah all cool
1180. Do you believe that Michael Jackson molests children?
As he's dead he's pretty clever if he does. There's no smoke without fire and so yeah I think he did things he shouldn't have done with kids.
1181. Hypothetically, let’s say that he did molest them. Who would you feel should be held MORE accountable, Michael Jackson or the parents that allowed their children to go to Never Land Ranch unsupervised for sleepovers?
Only Michael Jackson can be held responsible for what he did but the parents have to be held accountable for what they let their kids do and that's one thing they shouldn't let them do!
1182. Have you ever been to:
Manhattan? No
Disney? In Paris not america
Paris? Yes
Anywhere cooler? Dubai is the most exotic place I've been to.
1183. What 3 music videos should everyone download?
1184. If someone bet you ten dollars that you couldn’t sing the whole Gummy Bears theme song, would you be able to do it and win?
No
1185. Do you like Bjork?
Yes
1186. How about the Black Rebel Motorcycle Club?
Who?
1187. What do you think of Moby?
Quite like him
1188. What do you think of Alien Ant Farm?
Not sure
1189. What do you think of the Flaming Sideburns?
Who?
1190. Do you believe that imps, trolls, giants, dragons, unicorns, etc. were real but became extinct?
No apart from giants who still do exist.
1191. What sucks?
A hoover
1192. What do you think of these diary titles?
Geologist to the Stars:
The Hussy Chronicles:
Gravy:
Napping in the Broom Closet:
In case you haven't worked it out yet I hate these questions.
1193. Do you ever think about suicide?
Yes
1194. Do you believe that Jesus Christ was a real person? How about Noah?
Yes to Jesus. Noah I'm undecided. I think that he could've been but it could also have been a story used as a parable.
1195. What is one luxury you refuse to live without?
Only one?! Well chocolate.
1196. What is one luxury you feel you could live without?
Maybe the tv
1197. Do you feel that you are high, medium, or low maintenance in a relationship?
Medium
1198. What do you think of these diarist names?
N.Y.S:
Collapsibleman:
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black dove:
Yep still don't like these questions.
1199. Do vegetables taste better from the store or from your garden?
Definitely the garden
1200. How long have you spent on this survey so far?
Two months I think